coffeeandcockatiels:

spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

Yup.

As a matter of fact, if you’re tired of the class and need a breath of fresh air, a coffee, a snack, wanna check your phone, or stretch your legs—you just get on up and go. Just don’t be more than 10 minutes for an hour class, 20 mins for a two hour class, or 30 mins for a three hour class.

The 10-minutes-per-1-hour Rule, brought to you by a professional time-waster with six years experience in testing the patience of professors.


so idk what dmmd is and i don’t know who aoba is but the opportunity to hear that guy moan was thrusted upon me at 1 am with my speakers blaring from an earlier lp i was watching and this was how my face was for like 5 minutes

so idk what dmmd is and i don’t know who aoba is but the opportunity to hear that guy moan was thrusted upon me at 1 am with my speakers blaring from an earlier lp i was watching and this was how my face was for like 5 minutes


riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans


passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower


promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes


pourcela:

officialvarrictethras:

calebdenecutie:

okay yeah thats a nice otp youve got there but have you thought about them grinding in frilly/lace/silk panties????????

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#well nOW I HAVE THANKS


Anonymous asked: "1, 2, and 5 for hetalia?"

ohhh boy haha uwu

1. ships I just don’t get
hmm RusLiet, RusLat, RusPrus, Rusanyone really. lol SpUk is kinda odd… also Prumano (but PruIta is silly and cute don’t confuse that)

2. popular otps I only brotp?
hmm… AmeCan I guess? also DenSu just bc history.

5. Notp for hetalia?
hmm idk there isn’t something I really loathe I guess… probably RusPrus or RusLiet tho I really do not like those one bit. uwu;; they are mainly abuse in many forms and it makes me nauseous ha….


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harishgphoto:

Gion, Kyoto

harishgphoto:

Gion, Kyoto


Viking Trio - All He Ever Wanted, Chapter Five

sascake:

Chapter One || Chapter Two || Chapter Three || Chapter Four

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The next morning, Berwald had the ingenious idea of cutting the huldrekarl’s hair to a shorter, more tidy length. The resulting fight took twenty minutes and several teeth nearly being knocked out for the plan to be abandoned, leaving Tino to plait the huldrekarl’s hair as a way of compromise.

“No, you’re doing it all wrong- it shouldn’t be that messy, to begin with.” Søren had been watching and critiquing Tino’s every move, only to finally lose his patience and elbow him out of the way to do the job himself

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officialcrow:

dekutree:

There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop

knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there


shadocoon asked: "<: !"

something I like about myself

gfd um… mmmmhhh…. ummMmmm

one person said I have pretty eyes so maybe that I guess ;;