in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
thedandybutch sumbitted me about a very interesting Icelandic Magical Stave.
Icelandic magical staves (sigils) are symbols credited with magical effect preserved in various grimoires dating from the 17th century and later.According to the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery and Witchcraft, the effects credited to most of the staves were very relevant to the average Icelanders of the time, who were mostly subsistence farmers and had to deal with harsh climatic conditions
The one they told me about was the Nábrókarstafur,a stave used when making Necropants, a pair of pants made from the skin of a dead man that are capable of producing an endless supply of money. X
I submitted this because “NECROPANTS” are exactly what they sound like; holy shit.
Guys guys it’s so much betterworse than that! It had to come off of someone who gave you permission to take them after they died, then you had to steal a coin from an old woman and place it inside the scrotum with an incantation. Then it would overflow with endless pocket change.
HUMANS WHAT THE FUCKReblog for the omg.
Denmark and Norway probably packed Iceland’s lunch for him and left him little happy notes with lots of smileys all thee way through high school.
"hello, listeners. today is a very exciting day. i am broadcasting live to you from-"
"cecil, do you have to do this now?"
"of course i do. i am broadcasting live to you from my own wedding"
hi i’m ari and while the nordics are important to me my heart lies with the german brothers